Song To Send Off First Anti-AI Activist to Jail

(To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic)

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The AI race is marching on and we must not comply

Unless we stop it now, we kiss our privacy goodbye

They’ll take our jobs, our earth, and leave our rivers running dry

Tech bros must be defied!

Rise up, rise up and join us

Do not let the tech bros destroy us

We can stop them if we all join forces

So humanity lives on

Wynd is going off to jail for issuing the call

Agentic AI must be stopped before it kills us all

So we’re in court today instead of shopping at the mall

Make lying tech bros fall!

Rise up, rise up and join us

Do not let the tech bros destroy us

We can stop them if we all join forces

So humanity lives on